(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me
Inside and outside blue his house With the blue little window and a blue corvette And everything is blue for him and hisself And everybody around cause he aint got Nobody to listen to
We're gonna die when the sun comes up We'll drink until we drop My blood's one hundred proof We're gonna stumble twist and crawl Got 99 bottles of beer on the wall I'd rather drink than fuck
Face down in the gutter, won't admit defeat, though his clothes are soiled and black He's a big strong man, with a childs mind, don't you take his booze away!
Say Johnny me boy, you live no longer Others forgotten, your memory's stronger Lets drink to the causes in your life Your family, your friends, the union, your wife
Who’s it belong to, maybe the girl with the long blonde hair Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom-poms .......... I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs Now everybody get your dance on to my damn song