xoB mooB

Saturday, January 30, 2010

#93

Nervous and shakey, confidence breaking
She makes me crash bang boom

Friday, January 29, 2010

#92

Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say

Thursday, January 28, 2010

#91

Everybody's after me
You could be the enemy
You seem too happy to reveal yourself
There's no resentment here

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

#90

I guess the Lord made me hard to handle
So lovin' me might be a long shot gamble

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

#89

Hop in my Chrysler,
It's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail!

Monday, January 25, 2010

#88

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

#87

I'm not all bad, but I'm a faithful sinner
I might get lost, but I'll be home for dinner

Monday, January 18, 2010

#86

You can rest with me until
A brighter day and you're OK

Friday, January 15, 2010

#85

Oh, I'm coming back around
Oh, It won't be long

Monday, January 11, 2010

#84

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

Friday, January 8, 2010

#83

I met a poet said she didn't like the smell of it
Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

#82

Tell 'em anything you want to
Just don't tell 'em all the truth